Clean Up The Oceans – We’re Going To Need A Bigger Pair Of Boardshorts Riz!

Some time ago we wrote a piece on “Gentleman Surfer” and Designer Riz Smith and his idea of turning ocean plastic into boardshorts (click here for that post). At the time we thought that Riz’s idea, although probably well intentioned, was a bit gimmicky and unlikely to have much, if any effect on the billions of kilos of plastic that are dumped into the ocean annually. Now however, after doing a bit more research into the issue of garbage entering the marine environment, we think that Riz’s idea is not just gimmicky, it’s impact on the problem will literally be a drop in the ocean. In fact it will be a drop in a billion oceans. According to the United Nations Environment Programme, 6.5 billion Kilos of plastic waste gets dumped into the oceans every year. 80% of which comes from inland sources. Some of this waste is swept up by the currents and concentrated into great whirlpools of plastic. The most well known concentration, the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, has become so large that it has been nicknamed “The Plastic Continent”. Not all plastic though, bobs about on the ocean waiting for Riz to pluck it up and mutate it into a pair of snazzy shorts (yours for just £80 or thereabouts), 70% eventually sinks to the bottom where it accumulates to create the marine equivalent of a 1960’s chintzy carpet. This no doubt horrifies the more fashionable of the fishes but more importantly it prevents exchanges between water and sediment and thus before you can shout “boardshorts, boardshorts, get your boardshorts, two for 120”, the entire environment is suffocated to death and ocean biodiversity takes another blow to its chin.

Plastic is not the only problem either. Every year thousand of tonnes of chemical pollutants enter the oceans. Some come from the disposal of everyday items such as detergents, paint, cosmetics, medicines etc. Others, such as hydrocarbons, mercury, lead and various acids come from industrial processes. Then there is the contamination by human sewage and animal waste. For instance around 80% of wastewater in developing world is dumped untreated into the ocean, even in the more developed world, sewage treatment plants don’t always prevent contaminants, pathogens and the foul smelling stuff from reaching the oceans. This not only has a devastating affect on the marine environment it presents a direct threat to human health.  

Then there is the problem of agricultural waste. Intensive farming and the over use of nitrogenous fertilisers has led to a problem know as eutrophication. No, we didn’t know what it meant either and had to look it up. Eutrophication, for those of you who aren’t scientists and therefore not used to just making words up, is defined by the US Geological Survey as: “The process by which a body of water acquires a high concentration of nutrients, especially phosphates and nitrates. These typically promote excessive growth of algae. As the algae die and decompose, high levels of organic matter and the decomposing organisms deplete the water of available oxygen, causing the death of other organisms, such as fish. Eutrophication is a natural, slow-ageing process for a water body, but human activity greatly speeds up the process.”

In other words, the pollution of coastal waters with nitrogen based fertilisers leads to explosive blooms of algae, which when they die and decompose, depletes the available oxygen and once again the marine environment is suffocated creating hypoxic or dead zones. There are now an estimated 400 such dead zones around the world. One of the largest is in the Gulf of Mexico, where the Mississippi enters the ocean.

So let’s face it Riz, selling recycled plastic boardshorts might get you into the pages of the Guardian and one or two other newspapers, but it’s going to do nothing to stop the environmental catastrophe going on in our oceans. So what can be done? Well as we have mentioned in our original post you can give your support to a myriad organisations attempting to do something practical about the problem. For instance there’s the Great Ocean Clean Up Project, The Marine Conservation Society and Project Aware amongst many others. All of who are doing great things. There is also the Let’s Do It Mediterranean Project (LIDM). On May 9^th 2015, Civic activists from around the Mediterranean will get together for an organised assault on the huge amount of waste and litter that plagues the region. LIDM is supported by the United Nations Environment Programme and has been doing amazing things since 2007. So get up, get involved and if you can’t, at least spread the word.

In truth though and despite the great efforts of the organisations mentioned and their supporters (that means you), real change will only come when there is a revolution in people’s daily habits. We live in a throw away culture and that needs to change pretty damn sharpish. So having had a bit of a ponder about the issue, we think we’ve hit on an idea that might help and you won’t have to buy a single pair of boardshorts. Besides being careful about how you dispose of things like not pouring paint down the drain or flushing cotton buds down the pan (seriously! Stop that) you can do something very, very simple. You can stop buying bottled water! OK we know that if you’re travelling to the more tropical, disease infested, parts of the world, drinking bottled water is your only option. Even in parts of the Mediterranean the water treatment process leaves a lot to be desired and so again bottled water is a good idea but here in the UK? In France? In Germany? Do you really need to buy gallons of plastic encased H2O?  In the UK for instance, the water that comes from the tap is not only clean and safe it tastes no different than the most expensive bottled stuff you can buy. Think about it, all you need to do is buy a simple reusable flask or bottle, fill it up from the tap and you have clean, hydrating water wherever you go. In one single change, we could clear the supermarket shelves of all those utterly unnecessary plastic containers. We could also end the wretched travesty of waiters in over-priced restaurants trying to sell you water for £20 a bottle because it’s been filtered through volcanic rock. It really is that simple. So wherever you are in the UK, when someone tries to sell you over-priced, over-blown and quite unnecessary bottled water, think of the environment, think of your hard-earned cash, think of how pathetic all that expensive advertising about naturally filtered water is and then in a clear, proud voice retort: “No thanks mate! Make mine tap!

And as we have mentioned before, if you see someone throwing a plastic bottle in the sea - chuck them in after it!